“As a friend and I walked into the Carrboro Harris Teeter to rent a movie, we were disappointed to find the red box out-of-order. However, our spirits were brightened when – entering the store in a cloud of dirt and cigarette smoke – was the plaid mafia, the ultimate hipsters. They took a minute
from their crazy night to visit the novelty that is a chain grocery store. Beneath them, yes. However you can’t get cheap packaged, stale sweets and free pineapple samples anywhere else past 10pm. Ah, the munchies.
What is the lovely lady wearing as pants? My friends, it is the onesie – for adults of course. Cozy, comfortable and of course, eclectic, girlfriend paired it with a nice plaid flannel to hide her hairy legs and attract wanted attention. I wonder how long it takes her to go to the bathroom in that ensemble?
We didn’t purchase anything at Harris Teeter. We simply stalked this group until we got close enough to take a picture.”
